In college we don’t always make smart choices. A liquor luge here, a walk of shame there. But this is bad. If I’d have followed my instincts back then and bought a RonCo food dehydrator I’m certain I’d be a bacon jerky millionaire today.
Alas, 15 years later a company with the regrettable name Oh Boy! Oberto has stolen my grandchildren’s trust fund and brought the world bacon jerky.
Ladies, carry bacon in your purse. Guys, stash a stick in your pocket in case your date opts for a slim clutch. Show them chivalry isn’t dead. Only my dreams.
Beware, eating bacon jerky may cause swollen ankles, skyrocketing blood pressure, and being chased by dingos.